150 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

They say that laughter is the best medicine. Since everyone loves a good laugh, you can try one of our favorite knock-knock jokes for kids to break the tension caused by tests or social anxiety. Your students may roll their eyes, but you know they secretly love some cringey humor. If you love the jokes we’ve compiled, you can buy your very own book full of knock-knock jokes for kids!

Classic Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Food Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meringue.
Meringue who?
Meringue the bell but nobody answered!

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

20. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door for me!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place I can spend the night?

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?

42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!

46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.

48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it’s a mess!

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath thee down, thou looks tired!

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus whose birthday is today?!

57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!

58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Is Sarah phone I could use?

Animal Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!

63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!

65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.

66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me.

68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little mustard on my hot dog, please.

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it!

76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!

77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrupt—
MOO!

79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m starving!

Nature and Place Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U-tahking to me?

83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you like Japanese poetry!

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
It’s snow use—this joke will never be funny.

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!

89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!

90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
It’s tree-mendous to see you again!

93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roses.
Roses who?
Roses smell so sweet!

94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tibet.
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!

95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine.

Inanimate Object Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.

97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!

98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!

100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

102. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?

103. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the door!

104. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.

106. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Holiday Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?

109. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pump-kin up the volume, it’s Halloween!

110. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just Halloween!

111. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce give thanks!

112. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey your time—Thanksgiving only comes once a year!

113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry for turkey!

114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho ho.
Ho ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!

115. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel, Noel, merry Christmas to you!

116. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas and a Happy New Year!

117. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf-abet you want to open this present!

118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-day cheer to you!

119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheer-ing in the New Year!

120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Champ.
Champ who?
Champagne wishes for the New Year!

121. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my valentine?

122. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and want you to be my valentine!

123. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee my valentine!

124. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a lucky St. Patrick’s Day!

125. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty yourself on the back—it’s St. Patrick’s Day!

126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leigh.
Leigh who?
Leigh-prechaun at your door!

127. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny one home? It’s Easter!

128. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited for Easter!

129. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny loves you!

130. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yankee.
Yankee who?
Yankee doodle went to town to celebrate the 4th of July!

131. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fire.
Fire who?
Fire up the grill—it’s the 4th of July!

132. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Hawaii you doing on summer break?

133. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice here to remind you it’s finally summer vacation—time to relax!

More Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

134. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!

135. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!

136. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH!

137. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

138. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

139. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

140. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

141. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?

142. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!

143. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!

144. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?

145. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
’Ears another knock-knock joke for ya!

146. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!

147. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!

148. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!

149. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

150. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

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