Are you a music teacher who loves to tell jokes? Keep your class up-tempo with this collection of our favorite corny music jokes collected from our favorite teachers and websites.
Our Favorite Music Jokes
1. How do you make a bandstand?
![Cheesy Music Jokes How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes.gif)
Take away their chairs.
2. Knock, knock!
![Cheesy Music Jokes (1) "Knock, Knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!"](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-1-1.gif)
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
3. How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (2) Music jokes: How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes four movements.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-2-1.gif)
Just one, but it takes four movements.
4. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 4_v2 What's the difference between a piano and a fish?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-4_v2.gif)
You can’t tuna fish!
5. What musical keys do cows sing in?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (4) What musical keys do cows sing in? Beef flat.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-4-1.gif)
Beef flat.
6. How do you fix a broken tuba?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 6_v2 Music jokes: How do you fix a broken tuba?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-6_v2.gif)
With a tuba glue.
7. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (5) Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-5-1.gif)
He was playing by ear.
8. Why is a piano so hard to open?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (7) Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are on the inside.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-7-1.gif)
Because the keys are on the inside.
9. What type of music are balloons afraid of?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (8) Music jokes: What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-8-1.gif)
Pop music.
10. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 10_v3 What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-10_v3.gif)
Feyoncé.
11. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 11_v2 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-11_v2.gif)
A flat miner.
12. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (11) Music jokes: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-11-1.gif)
A flat major.
13. What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 13_v2 What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-13_v2.gif)
Bach in the saddle again.
14. What types of songs do planets sing?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (13) What types of songs do planets sing? Nep-tunes.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-13-1.gif)
Nep-tunes.
15. Why did the singer climb a ladder?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (14) Music jokes: Why did the singer climb a ladder? She wanted to reach the high notes.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-14-1.gif)
She wanted to reach the high notes.
16. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (15) What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-15-1.gif)
A yam session.
17. Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (16) Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music? Because she broke the record.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-16-1.gif)
Because she broke the record.
18. Why was the musician arrested?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (17) Music jokes: Why was the musician arrested? Because she got in treble.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-17-1.gif)
Because she got in treble.
19. What did the robbers take from the music store?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (18) What did the robbers take from the music store? The lute.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-18-1.gif)
The lute.
20. What makes music on your hair?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (19) What makes music on your hair? A headband.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-19-1.gif)
A headband.
21. What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (20) Music jokes: What rock band has four guys that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-20-1.gif)
Mount Rushmore.
22. Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (21) Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-21-1.gif)
Because they always ran around going “Bach! Bach! Bach!”
23. What part of a turkey is musical?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (22) What part of a turkey is musical? The drumstick.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-22-1.gif)
The drumstick.
24. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (23) Music jokes: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-23-1.gif)
A moo-sician.
25. What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
![Cheesy-Music-Jokes-72 What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-72.gif)
Wrap.
26. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (25) Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because they put on the salsa.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-25.gif)
Because they put on the salsa.
27. What do you call a musical insect?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (26) Music jokes: What do you call a musical insect? A humbug.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-26.gif)
A humbug.
28. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (27) Why did the fish make such a good musician? He knew his scales.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-27.gif)
He knew his scales.
29. What is the most musical part of your body?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (28) What is the most musical part of your body? Your nose because you can blow and pick it.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-28.gif)
Your nose because you can blow and pick it.
30. What makes songs but never sings?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (29) Music jokes: What makes songs but never sings? Notes.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-29.gif)
Notes.
31. What’s big and gray with horns?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (30) What’s big and gray with horns? An elephant marching band.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-30.gif)
An elephant marching band.
32. What kind of music do bunnies like?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (31) What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-hop.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-31.gif)
Hip-hop.
33. What has 40 feet and sings?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (32) Music jokes: What has 40 feet and sings? The school choir.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-32.gif)
The school choir.
34. What is the musical part of a snake?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (33) Example of music jokes for kids: What is the musical part of a snake? Its scales.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-33.gif)
Its scales.
35. What makes pirates such good singers?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 35_v2 Music jokes: What makes pirates such good singers?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-35_v2.gif)
They can hit the high Cs.
36. What has a neck but no head?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (35) What has a neck but no head? A bass.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-35.gif)
A bass.
37. Why do fluorescent lights hum?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (36) Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they forgot the words.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-36.gif)
Because they forgot the words.
38. What’s the most musical bone?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (37) What’s the most musical bone? The trombone.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-37.gif)
The trombone.
39. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (38) Music jokes: Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-38.gif)
He was Haydn.
40. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (39) What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-39.gif)
Ba-na-na-naaaaa.
41. What did the bartender say to Middle C, E flat, and G?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (40) What did the bartender say to Middle C, E flat, and G? “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-40.gif)
“Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
42. Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (41) Example of music jokes for kids: Want to hear the joke about a staccato? Never mind—it’s too short.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-41.gif)
Never mind—it’s too short.
43. Why was music coming from the printer?
![Cheesy Music Jokes 43_v2 Why was music coming from the printer?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-43_v2.gif)
The paper was jamming.
44. What do you call an elf that sings?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (43) What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-43.gif)
A wrapper.
45. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
![Cheesy Music Jokes (44) Example of music jokes for kids: A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-44.gif)
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
46. Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
![Cheesy Music Jokes (45) Someone keyed the music teacher’s car. Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-45.gif)
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.
47. What do you call clean music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (46) What do you call clean music? A soap opera.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-46.gif)
A soap opera.
48. There are so many jokes about a certain composer…
![Cheesy Music Jokes (47) Example of music jokes for kids: There are so many jokes about a certain composer… I could make you a Liszt.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-47.gif)
I could make you a Liszt.
49. What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (48) What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? Thank you for every ting.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-48.gif)
Thank you for every ting.
50. Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.
![Cheesy Music Jokes (49) Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much. They just fiddle around.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-49.gif)
They just fiddle around.
51. What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (50) Music jokes: What’s the slang term for a harpsichord? A Baroque man’s piano.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-50.gif)
A Baroque man’s piano.
52. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (51) What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes? Kazoonteit.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-51.gif)
Kazoonteit.
53. What do you call a set of musical dentures?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (52) What do you call a set of musical dentures? Falsetto teeth.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-52.gif)
Falsetto teeth.
54. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (53) Music jokes: What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-53.gif)
Swing.
55. What type of soap did the composer use?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (54) What type of soap did the composer use? Anti-BACH-terial.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-54.gif)
Anti-BACH-terial.
56. What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (55) What's a pirate's favorite instrument? The guit-arrr!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-55.gif)
The guit-arrr!
57. Want to hear the one about fermata?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (56) Music jokes: Want to hear the one about fermata? Never mind—it's too long.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-56.gif)
Never mind—it’s too long.
58. What has a lot of keys but can’t open doors?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (57) What has a lot of keys but can't open doors? A piano.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-57.gif)
A piano.
59. How does the sun listen to music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (58) How does the sun listen to music? On its ray-dio!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-58.gif)
On its ray-dio!
60. What is a robot’s favorite kind of music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (59) Music jokes: What is a robot's favorite kind of music? Heavy metal.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-59.gif)
Heavy metal.
61. What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (60) What's an avocado's favorite kind of music? Guac and roll.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-60.gif)
Guac and roll.
62. What genre of music is a national anthem?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (61) What genre of music is a national anthem? Country music.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-61.gif)
Country music.
63. What do a sword and a piano have in common?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (62) Music jokes: What do a sword and a piano have in common? They can both B sharp.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-62.gif)
They can both B sharp.
64. What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (63) What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge? Cool music.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-63.gif)
Cool music.
65. What song do vampires hate?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (64) What song do vampires hate? "You Are My Sunshine."](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-64.gif)
“You Are My Sunshine.”
66. What’s a cat’s favorite subject at school?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (65) Example of music jokes for kids: What's a cat's favorite subject at school? Mew-sic.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-65.gif)
Mew-sic.
67. What sort of music does a mountain like?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (66) What sort of music does a mountain like? Rock.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-66.gif)
Rock.
68. What’s the best Christmas present in the whole world?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (67) What's the best Christmas present in the whole world? A broken drum—you can't beat it!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-67.gif)
A broken drum—you can’t beat it!
69. Where do pianists go on vacation?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (68) Music jokes: Where do pianists go on vacation? The Florida Keys.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-68.gif)
The Florida Keys.
70. What is a cucumber’s favorite instrument?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (69) What is a cucumber's favorite instrument? A pickle-o.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-69.gif)
A pickle-o.
71. Are you a major scale?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (70) Are you a major scale? Because you are all-natural to me.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-70.gif)
Because you are all-natural to me.
72. Why can’t skeletons play church music?
![Cheesy Music Jokes (71) Music jokes: Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-71.gif)
Because they have no organs.
73. Why did the musician break up with his metronome?
![73. Why did the musician break up with his metronome? 73. Why did the musician break up with his metronome?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-1-3.gif)
It couldn’t keep up with the beat of his heart.
74. Why don’t musicians ever get lost?
![Why don’t musicians ever get lost? Why don't musicians ever get lost?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-73.gif)
They always follow the beat.
75. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive music collection?
![What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive music collection? A “rock”osaurus. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive music collection?
A rockosaurus.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-2-2.gif)
A “rock”osaurus.
76. What did the conductor say when the train carrying the orchestra was late?
![What did the conductor say when the train carrying the orchestra was late? “It’s time to ‘choo-choo’se another mode of transportation!” What did the conductor say when the train carrying the orchestra was late?
"It's time to 'choo-choo'se another mode of transportation!"](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-3-2.gif)
“It’s time to ‘choo-choo’se another mode of transportation!”
77. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
![Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a-sharp object. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with a-sharp object.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-4-2.gif)
Because she got caught with a-sharp object.
78. What do you call a singing laptop?
![What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell-ightful performer. What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell-ightful performer.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-5-2.gif)
A Dell-ightful performer.
79. Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician?
![Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician?
Because he was outstanding in his field.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-6-2.gif)
Because he was outstanding in his field.
80. What do you call a group of musical whales?
![What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra. What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-7-2.gif)
An orca-stra.
81. What’s a musician’s favorite part of a computer?
![What’s a musician’s favorite part of a computer? The keyboard. What's a musician's favorite part of a computer?
The keyboard.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-8-2.gif)
The keyboard.
82. What do you call a fish that plays piano?
![What do you call a fish that plays piano? A piano tuna. What do you call a fish that plays piano?
A piano tuna.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-9-2.gif)
A piano tuna.
83. Why did the musician break up with his guitar?
![Why did the musician break up with his guitar? There were too many strings attached. Why did the musician break up with his guitar?
There were too many strings attached.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-10-2.gif)
There were too many strings attached.
84. Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
![Where did the music teacher leave his keys? In the piano. Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-11-2.gif)
In the piano.
85. How does lettuce listen to music?
![How does lettuce listen to music? Headphones. How does lettuce listen to music?
Headphones.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-12-2.gif)
Headphones.
86. What music do lions like?
![What music do lions like? Country lion dance music. What music do lions like?
Country lion dance music.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-13-2.gif)
Country lion dance music.
87. Which composer likes tea the most?
![Which composer likes tea the most? Chai-kovsky. Which composer likes tea the most?
Chai-kovsky.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-14-2.gif)
Chai-kovsky.
88. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?
![What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music? A mole-ody. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?
A mole-ody.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-15-2.gif)
A mole-ody.
89. What did the composer do before running errands?
![What did the composer do before running errands? He made a Liszt. What did the composer do before running errands?
He made a Liszt.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-16-2.gif)
He made a Liszt.
90. Which computer brand will most likely win the Grammy?
![Which computer brand will most likely win the Grammy? A-Dell. Which computer brand will most likely win the Grammy?
A-Dell.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-17-2.gif)
A-Dell.
91. How can you tell if a singer’s at your door?
![How can you tell if a singer’s at your door? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in. How can you tell if a singer’s at your door?
They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-18-2.gif)
They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
92. What do you call a fungus that makes music?
![What do you call a fungus that makes music? A decomposer. What do you call a fungus that makes music?
A decomposer.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-19-2.gif)
A decomposer.
93. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her Rollerblades on?
![Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her Rollerblades on? Because she wanted to rock and roll. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her Rollerblades on?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-20-2.gif)
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
94. What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common?
![What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-21-2.gif)
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
95. What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world?
![What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world? Trap music. What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world?
Trap music.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-22-2.gif)
Trap music.
96. What is a cat’s favorite song?
![What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice. What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-23-2.gif)
Three Blind Mice.
97. Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
![Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? To get away from the noise. Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-24-1.gif)
To get away from the noise.
98. Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
![Why didn’t Handel go shopping? Because he was Baroque. Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.- music jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheesy-Music-Jokes-25-1.gif)
Because he was Baroque.
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