Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and everyone is itching for Thanksgiving break and some turkey and stuffing. Calm the excitement with some belly laughs courtesy of our favorite corny Thanksgiving jokes for kids and their grown-ups!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
![Thanksgiving Jokes Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes.gif)
He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
2. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (2) Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-2-1.gif)
The outside!
3. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (1) Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-1-1.gif)
It had 24 carrots.
4. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (3) What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-3-1.gif)
A har-vest.
5. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (4) What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-4-1.gif)
Pumpkin pi.
6. Why do turkeys love rainy days?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (6) Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-6-1.gif)
They love fowl weather.
7. Why do turkeys gobble?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (5) Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-5-1.gif)
Because they never learned table manners.
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (7) What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing—it's already stuffed.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-7-1.gif)
Nothing—it’s already stuffed.
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (8) Knock knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-8-1.gif)
Arthur any leftovers?
10. What instrument does a turkey play?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (9) What instrument does a turkey play? The drumstick!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-9-1.gif)
The drumstick!
11. What do you call a running turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (10) What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-10-1.gif)
Fast food.
12. What did the turkey say to the computer?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (11) What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-11-1.gif)
Google, google.
13. What kind of key can’t open doors?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (12) What kind of key can't open doors? A tur-key.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-12-1.gif)
A tur-key.
14. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (13) What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-13-1.gif)
Squash.
15. What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (14) What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? "All About That Baste."- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-14-1.gif)
“All About That Baste.”
16. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (15) What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-15-1.gif)
Lucky!
17. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (16) What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-16-1.gif)
Wing wing wing!
18. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (17) What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-17-1.gif)
Apple gobbler.
19. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (18) What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-18-1.gif)
Vegetarians.
20. How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (19) How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests? "Seasoning’s greetings!"](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-19-1.gif)
“Seasoning’s greetings!”
21. What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (20) What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? “Yes, I yam.”- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-20-1.gif)
“Yes, I yam.”
22. What veggies would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (21) What veggies would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-21-1.gif)
Beets me!
23. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (22) What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-22-1.gif)
Your nose.
24. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (23) What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? "Peck on someone your own size!"](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-23-1.gif)
“Peck on someone your own size!”
25. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (24) What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics!- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-24-1.gif)
Have peck-nics!
26. Why is it hard to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (25) Why is it hard to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes? You can't just quit "cold turkey."](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-25.gif)
You can’t just quit “cold turkey.”
27. What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (26) What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-26.gif)
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
28. What happens when you’re too harsh on cranberries and make them sad?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (27) What happens when you're too harsh on cranberries and make them sad? They turn into blueberries.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-27.gif)
They turn into blueberries.
29. Why did the cranberries turn red?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (28) Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-28.gif)
Because they saw the turkey dressing.
30. What sound does a limping turkey make?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (29) What sound does a limping turkey make? "Wobble, wobble!" - thanksgiving jokes for kids.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-29.gif)
“Wobble, wobble!”
31. What do you call Thanksgiving if you’re selfish?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (30) What do you call Thanksgiving if you're selfish? Thanks-taking.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-30.gif)
Thanks-taking.
32. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (31) What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-31.gif)
A poultry-geist!
33. What comes at the beginning of a Thanksgiving parade?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (32) What comes at the beginning of a Thanksgiving parade? The letter “p.”](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-32.gif)
The letter “p.”
34. What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (33) What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-33.gif)
The letter “g.”
35. Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (34) Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-34.gif)
It was outstanding in its field.
36. Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (35) Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-35.gif)
They’re too corny.
37. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (36) Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it’s a-maize-ing.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-36.gif)
Because it’s a-maize-ing.
38. How do little pumpkins cross the road?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (37) How do little pumpkins cross the road? With a crossing gourd.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-37.gif)
With a crossing gourd.
39. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (38) What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? "Quack."](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-38.gif)
“Quack.”
40. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (39) What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve it pizza and ice cream.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-39.gif)
Serve it pizza and ice cream.
41. Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (40) Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? He wanted mashed potatoes. - thanksgiving jokes for kids.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-40.gif)
He wanted mashed potatoes.
42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (41) Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body want pumpkin pie?- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-41.gif)
Annie body want pumpkin pie?
43. Did you hear about the turkey fight?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (42) Did you hear about the turkey fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-42.gif)
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
44. If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (43) If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from? Poultries. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-43.gif)
Poultries.
45. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (44) Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can't jump.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-44.gif)
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (45) Knock knock. Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-45.gif)
Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!
47. What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (46) What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving? Moo. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-46.gif)
“Moo.”
48. Did you hear about the turkey prom?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (47) Did you hear about the turkey prom? It was a Butterball.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-47.gif)
It was a Butterball.
49. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (48) What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-48.gif)
A turkey that can pluck itself.
50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (49) Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to sit at the kids' table again?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-49.gif)
Dewey have to sit at the kids’ table again?
51. How do turkeys cross the ocean?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (50) How do turkeys cross the ocean? On a gravy boat.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-50.gif)
On a gravy boat.
52. Did you hear the one about the rude turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (51) Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-51.gif)
It was jerk-y.
53. Why was the turkey expelled from the game?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (52) Why was the turkey expelled from the game? It committed a fowl.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-52.gif)
It committed a fowl.
54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (53) Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you to carve the turkey.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-53.gif)
I mustache you to carve the turkey.
55. Why didn’t the chef season the turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (54) Why didn’t the chef season the turkey? There wasn’t enough thyme.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-54.gif)
There wasn’t enough thyme.
56. What do you call rain on Turkey Day?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (55) What do you call rain on Turkey Day? Fowl weather. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-55.gif)
Fowl weather.
57. How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (56) How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-56.gif)
It took the gravy train.
58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (57) Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good pumpkin pie recipe? -thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-57.gif)
Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?
59. What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (58) What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes? It’s gravy from here on out. - thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-58.gif)
It’s gravy from here on out.
60. How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (59) How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey? Just one, but sometimes they don’t fit.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-59.gif)
Just one, but sometimes they don’t fit.
61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who?
![Thanksgiving Jokes (60) Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bigger pair of pants 'cause I ate too much.- thanksgiving jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-60.gif)
Anita bigger pair of pants ’cause I ate too much.
62. What do you call a turkey that has no manners?
![What do you call a turkey that has no manners? A “poultry” excuse for a dinner guest. What do you call a turkey that has no manners?
A "poultry" excuse for a dinner guest.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-62.gif)
A “poultry” excuse for a dinner guest.
63. What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes?
![What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes? I yam what I yam! Jokes 63 What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes?
I yam what I yam! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-63.gif)
I yam what I yam!
64. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
![What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A lot of bytes. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A lot of bytes.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-64.gif)
A lot of bytes.
65. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
![What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-65.gif)
Plymouth Rock.
66. How can you make a turkey float?
![66. How can you make a turkey float? You need root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a Pilgrim! 66. How can you make a turkey float?
You need root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a Pilgrim!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-66.gif)
You need root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a Pilgrim!
67. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
![What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-67.gif)
A can’t opener.
68. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
![What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth. What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-68.gif)
Your teeth.
69. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
![What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for everyone. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-70.gif)
Enough drumsticks for everyone.
70. What do you call a turkey that’s been marinated in ginger ale?
![What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for everyone. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-69.gif)
A ginger bird.
71. Why did the cranberry sauce turn to the turkey for advice?
![Why did the cranberry sauce turn to the turkey for advice? Because it was in a jam. Why did the cranberry sauce turn to the turkey for advice?
Because it was in a jam. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-71.gif)
Because it was in a jam.
72. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
![What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire? A bird that sucks your gravy. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
A bird that sucks your gravy.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-72.gif)
A bird that sucks your gravy.
73. Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving?
![Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving? Because it had too many problems. Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving?
Because it had too many problems.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-73.gif)
Because it had too many problems.
74. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
![What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you! What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-74.gif)
I’m falling for you!
75. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
![What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with drumsticks. What's a turkey's favorite type of music?
Anything with drumsticks. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-75.gif)
Anything with drumsticks.
76. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?
![What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? You’re my butter half. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?
You're my butter half.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-76.gif)
You’re my butter half.
77. What do you call a turkey that’s been on a diet?
![What do you call a turkey that’s been on a diet? A slim pickin’. What do you call a turkey that's been on a diet?
A slim pickin'.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-77.gif)
A slim pickin’.
78. Why did the turkey sit on the dinner table?
![Why did the turkey sit on the dinner table? To gobble up the mashed potatoes. Why did the turkey sit on the dinner table?
To gobble up the mashed potatoes.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-78.gif)
To gobble up the mashed potatoes.
79. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
![What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? You’re un-pour-gettable! What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You're un-pour-gettable! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-79.gif)
You’re un-pour-gettable!
80. Why did the football team go to the bank?
![Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarter back. Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarter back.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-80.gif)
To get their quarter back.
81. What did the green bean say to the mashed potatoes?
![What did the green bean say to the mashed potatoes? “You’re such a mush!” What did the green bean say to the mashed potatoes?
"You're such a mush!"](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-81.gif)
“You’re such a mush!”
82. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
![What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Boy, I’m stuffed!” What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I'm stuffed! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-82.gif)
“Boy, I’m stuffed!”
83. Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
![Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit stuffed up. Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit stuffed up.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-83.gif)
It was feeling a bit stuffed up.
84. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather?
![What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather. What's a turkey's favorite type of weather?
Fowl weather.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-84.gif)
Fowl weather.
85. What do you call a turkey that’s been in the sun for too long?
![What do you call a turkey that’s been in the sun for too long? A roasted turkey. What do you call a turkey that's been in the sun for too long?
A roasted turkey. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-85.gif)
A roasted turkey.
86. Why did the cranberry turn on the TV?
![Why did the cranberry turn on the TV? It wanted to see the turkey get roasted. Why did the cranberry turn on the TV?
It wanted to see the turkey get roasted.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-86.gif)
It wanted to see the turkey get roasted.
87. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an onion?
![What do you get when you cross a turkey with an onion? A bird that makes you cry when you carve it. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an onion?
A bird that makes you cry when you carve it.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-87.gif)
A bird that makes you cry when you carve it.
88. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner call the police?
![Why did the Thanksgiving dinner call the police? There was fowl play! Why did the Thanksgiving dinner call the police?
There was fowl play! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-88.gif)
There was fowl play!
89. Why don’t turkeys play hide-and-seek?
![Why don’t turkeys play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always too stuffed. Why don't turkeys play hide-and-seek?
Because they're always too stuffed.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-89.gif)
Because they’re always too stuffed.
90. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
![What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The turkey trot. What's a turkey's favorite dance?
The turkey trot.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-90.gif)
The turkey trot.
91. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?
![What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? “You are so sweet!” What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?
You are so sweet! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-91.gif)
“You are so sweet!”
92. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
![How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll let you know at Thanksgiving dinner! How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll let you know at Thanksgiving dinner!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-92.gif)
I’ll let you know at Thanksgiving dinner!
93. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
![What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries! What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-93.gif)
Straw-berries!
94. What do you call a turkey that’s been banned from the barnyard?
![What do you call a turkey that’s been banned from the barnyard? An ex-poultry-ated turkey! What do you call a turkey that's been banned from the barnyard?
An ex-poultry-ated turkey! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-94.gif)
An ex-poultry-ated turkey!
95. What do you call a turkey that’s been to the gym?
![What do you call a turkey that’s been to the gym? “Buff”-et. What do you call a turkey that's been to the gym?
"Buff"-et.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-95.gif)
“Buff”-et.
96. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
![Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-96.gif)
It needed a filling.
97. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving dinner?
![Why did the turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wanted to be a trot singer. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to be a trot singer.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-97.gif)
Because it wanted to be a trot singer.
98. What’s a turkey’s favorite meal at Thanksgiving?
![What’s a turkey’s favorite meal at Thanksgiving? I don’t know, but it’s definitely not chicken pot pie! What's a turkey's favorite meal at Thanksgiving?
I don't know, but it's definitely not chicken pot pie! -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-98.gif)
I don’t know, but it’s definitely not chicken pot pie!
99. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
![What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You complete me.” What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
"You complete me."](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-99.gif)
“You complete me.”
100. What did the dad say when he was asked to say grace?
![What did the dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.” What did the dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace. -thanksgiving jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-100.gif)
“Grace.”
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