Sometimes we all need a laugh to get through the day. If you’re teaching a unit about weather or want to spice up your morning meeting weather reports, why not tie in a few jokes with the lesson? Below are our favorite jokes about weather to share with your class. Rain or shine, we’ve got you covered with some hilarious weather jokes!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
![Weather Jokes (1) What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-1.gif)
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
![Weather Jokes What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes.gif)
I have my eye on you.
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
![Weather Jokes (2) What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-2.gif)
You’re shocking!
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
![Weather Jokes (3) What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-3.gif)
Thunderwear.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
![Weather Jokes (4) What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-4.gif)
An umbrella.
Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
![Weather Jokes (5) Why shouldn't you fight with a cloud? It will storm out on you.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-5.gif)
It will storm out on you.
What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks?
![Weather Jokes (6) What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-6.gif)
Fowl weather.
What bow can’t be tied?
![Weather Jokes (7) What bow can't be tied? A rainbow.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-7.gif)
A rainbow.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
![Weather Jokes (8) What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-8.gif)
Want to go for a spin?
Why is it cold on Christmas?
![Weather Jokes (10) Why is it cold on Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr!- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-10.gif)
Because it’s in Decembrrrrr!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
![Weather Jokes (9) What's the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-9.gif)
One is reined up and the other rains down.
How did the hurricane see?
![Weather Jokes (11) How did the hurricane see? With its eye.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-11.gif)
With its eye.
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
![Weather Jokes (12) If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-12.gif)
The conductor.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
![Weather Jokes (13) What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-13.gif)
I lava you.
What happens when winter arrives?
![Weather Jokes (14) What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-14.gif)
Autumn leaves.
When does it rain money?
![Weather Jokes (15) When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-15.gif)
When there’s change in the weather.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
![Weather Jokes (16) What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-16.gif)
A drizzly bear.
What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
![Weather Jokes (17) What do you get if you cross a shark with ice? Frostbite.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-17.gif)
Frostbite.
What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job?
![Weather Jokes (18) What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning. It's always on strike!- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-18.gif)
Lightning. It’s always on strike!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
![Weather Jokes (19) I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-19.gif)
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.
![Weather Jokes (20) It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-20.gif)
Why should you meditate during a storm?
![Weather Jokes (21) Why should you meditate during a storm? It's an in-lightning experience!- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-21.gif)
It’s an in-lightning experience!
Why did the weather ask for privacy?
![Weather Jokes (22) Why did the weather ask for privacy? It wanted to change.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-22.gif)
It wanted to change.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
![Weather Jokes (23) What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-23.gif)
Hailing taxi cabs.
What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?
![Weather Jokes (25) What happened to the snowman during the heat wave? He made a pool of himself.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-25.gif)
He made a pool of himself.
How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
![Weather Jokes (24) How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-24.gif)
With a lightning rod.
What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?
![Weather Jokes (26) What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land? The Blizzard of Oz.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-26.gif)
The Blizzard of Oz.
What do you call an old snowman?
![Weather Jokes (27) What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-27.gif)
A puddle.
Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?
![Weather Jokes (28) Why shouldn't you tell a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-28.gif)
Because it might crack up.
What did the rain say to the Earth?
![Weather Jokes (29) What did the rain say to the Earth? I'm falling for you!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-29.gif)
I’m falling for you!
What do you say on a snowy day?
![Weather Jokes (30) What do you say on a snowy day? Snow problem!](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-30.gif)
Snow problem!
Why did the thermometer go to college?
![Weather Jokes (31) Why did the thermometer go to college? It wanted a degree.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-31.gif)
It wanted a degree.
Where does a snowman keep its money?
![Weather Jokes (33) Where does a snowman keep its money? In a snowbank.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-33.gif)
In a snowbank.
Why didn’t the icicle go to school?
![Weather Jokes (32) Why didn't the icicle go to school? He's too cool for school.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-32.gif)
He’s too cool for school.
Where do snowmen put their websites?
![Weather Jokes (34) Where do snowmen put their websites? On the winternet.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-34.gif)
On the winternet.
What do snowmen sleep on?
![Weather Jokes (35) What do snowmen sleep on? A blanket of snow.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-35.gif)
A blanket of snow.
What does the wind eat?
![Weather Jokes (36) What does the wind eat? A wind meal.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-36.gif)
A wind meal.
What’s the richest kind of air?
![Weather Jokes (37) What's the richest kind of air? A billionaire.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-37.gif)
A billionaire.
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
![Weather Jokes (38) How do you find out the weather when you're on vacation? Go outside and look up.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-38.gif)
Go outside and look up.
When are your eyes not eyes?
![Weather Jokes (39) When are your eyes not eyes? When the wind makes them water.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-39.gif)
When the wind makes them water.
What falls but never hits the ground?
![Weather Jokes (40) What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-40.gif)
The temperature.
Who does everyone listen to but no one believes?
![Weather Jokes (41) Who does everyone listen to but no one believes? The weather reporter.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-41.gif)
The weather reporter.
Why is the sun so smart?
![Weather Jokes (42) Why is the sun so smart? Because it has over 5,000 degrees.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-42.gif)
Because it has over 5,000 degrees.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
![Weather Jokes (43) What is the best day to go to the beach? Sun-day, of course.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-43.gif)
Sun-day, of course.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
![Weather Jokes (44) Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they peel.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-44.gif)
Because they peel.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
![Weather Jokes (45) What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-45.gif)
“Two’s company, three’s a cloud.”
How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?
![Weather Jokes (47) How did my cat know about tomorrow's weather? He looked at the fur-cast.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-47.gif)
He looked at the fur-cast.
What type of humor does a dust storm have?
![Weather Jokes (46) What type of humor does a dust storm have? A very dry sense of humor.- Weather Jokes](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-46.gif)
A very dry sense of humor.
What does a mountain wear on its head?
![Weather Jokes (48) What does a mountain wear on its head? A snowcap.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-48.gif)
A snowcap.
What do trees say after a long winter?
![Weather Jokes (49) What do trees say after a long winter? What a re-leaf.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-49.gif)
What a re-leaf.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
![Weather-Jokes-50 What's a tornado's favorite game to play?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-50.gif)
Twister.
Why did the fog get bad grades?
![Weather-Jokes-1-1 Why did the fog get bad grades?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-1-1.gif)
Because it was too dense.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
![Weather-Jokes-2-1 What happens when the fog lifts in California?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-2-1.gif)
An abdominal snowman.
What happens when the fog lifts in California?
![Weather-Jokes-3-1 What happens when the fog lifts in California?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-3-1.gif)
UCLA!
Why did the sun go to school?
![Weather-Jokes-4-1 Why did the sun go to school?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-4-1.gif)
To get a little brighter.
Why was the weather so unpredictable?
![Weather-Jokes-5-1 Why was the weather so unpredictable?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-5-1.gif)
Because it had cloudy judgment.
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?
![Weather-Jokes-6-1 Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-6-1.gif)
Because it was just a whirlwind romance.
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![Weather-Jokes-1 Rain or shine, we've got you covered with some hilarious weather jokes that will warm everyone's hearts no matter how cold it is outside.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Weather-Jokes-1-683x1024.jpg)